The easy answer is yes, you do need a milkshake, but for the sake of argument, let’s say you’re on the fence about whether or not now is the right time for a tall frosty milkshake. Well, luckily we’ve got a quick questionnaire that will help you find out if today is indeed your day to indulge in an ice cream (or frozen yogurt) milkshake (spoiler alert, it probably is).
- Did you wake up today?
- Have you washed your hands at least once?
- Have you turned on any lights?
- Did you attend work or school?
- Do you wear glasses?
- Do you own a pair of socks?
- Can you sing the alphabet song?
- Did it rain in your neighborhood?
- Was it sunny in your neighborhood?
- Can you identify a fir tree?
- Did you like at least one Facebook or Instagram post today?
- Can you roller skate?
- Have you ever seen an ocean?
- Do you enjoy frozen dessert treats?
- Are you capable of using a straw?
If you answered YES to any of the above questions, you should treat yourself to a handmade ice cream milkshake at Frenzi Frozen Yogurt immediately. You deserve it, you earned it, you’re worthy of it, and we’re ready to give it to you!